ComedyWhen Will (Eric McCormack) discovers Karen's (Megan Mullally) estranged stepdaughter Olivia (guest star Aya Cash) is a student in his law class, he attempts to solve their issues with a mock trial. Grace (Debra Messing) and Jack (Sean Hayes) go on a diet together, but giving up their eating habits proves harder than anticipated.
ComedyWhen Christy is the only one without plans on Valentine’s Day, Bonnie takes her on a mother-daughter date. Meanwhile, Marjorie’s attempts to have a quiet night in is ruined when everyone calls on her for help.
ComedyWhen Chuck and Carol decide to renew their vows, Mike plans to take his officiating to the next level. Then, with Chuck away on his honeymoon, Ed takes over Outdoor Man security duties with a new approach.
ComedyFrancine and Stan join a gym, but Francine quits when her free trial runs out. The family chides Francine for always quitting and never finishing what she starts. Francine returns to the gym and gets deep into professional body building, but her drive to prove the family wrong pushes her body to the breaking point.
ComedyOn Valentine’s Day, the mood is anything but romantic as Jessica competes with Louis to see who can give Evan the best advice on how to celebrate with new girlfriend, Sicily. Meanwhile, Eddie asks Honey for help to find out who his secret admirer is after he’s passed a love note on a Cattleman’s delivery run.
ComedyPenny tries to seduce an abstaining Leonard to ruin his “donation” for her ex-boyfriend, Zack, and his wife, Marissa (recurring guest star LINDSEY KRAFT). Meanwhile, Howard, Bernadette, Raj and Anu turn Raj’s canceled bachelor party into a “couple’s trip” aboard the “Vomit Comet.” Keith Carradine returns as Penny’s father, Wyatt.
ComedyZoey decides to give styling a try and offers to help the twins revamp their image. Knowing that sex sells, Jazz wants to play up her sexuality, sparking a conversation about image and empowerment.
ComedyDouglas agrees to babysit the kids on Valentine’s Day, but when Graham finds himself in a Valentine’s Day emergency and Big Red shows up unannounced, Douglas and Big Red band together to help Graham.
ComedyMoira prepares for the performance of a lifetime while shooting the Crows film in Bosnia, but fears the disillusioned director will ruin her chance at career revival. With Moira away and plenty of free time, Johnny digs into work around the motel, and can't seem to slow down. David takes a quiz that suggests he and Patrick are falling into a boring routine, so Alexis encourages David to reinvigorate their relationship by joining her and Ted on an outdoor adventure.
ComedyTerry believes the Pontiac Bandit is stealing cars again, but Jake is convinced his friend wouldn't do that. The rest of the squad fight to keep Shaw's a police bar after some firemen stake their claim to it.
ComedySeries Premiere. Sally, a mid-level marketing executive, is bored witless after a ten-year relationship with her fawning, milquetoast partner David, who is desperate to get married. Although she reluctantly agrees to the union after a tearful plea, a chance encounter with a Bohemian singer/actress named Emma propels Sally into unchartered sexual and emotional terrain that spells the end of her engagement, and the beginning of what could be an even more challenging affair.
ComedyPhil may have conquered his biggest real estate challenge when he thinks he found Pepper his dream home. Meanwhile, in an attempt to connect with Lily, Mitch and Cam get invited to an exclusive event for her favorite vlogger.
ComedyDre and Bow struggle with identity politics involving the kids; Diane's crush starts spending time with another girl; Junior's Valentine's Day date goes awry after Dre and Pops have a talk with him about chivalry.
ComedyWith Geoff's help, Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey; Barry convinces Geoff the new band member is trying to steal Erica from him; Adam and Murray each plot to get out of going to Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly.
ComedyAndrea learns that a teacher's aide at Amelia's school is being cheated on and debates whether to tell her. And, when Amelia spends the night at her grandfather's place, Andrea is forced to have an uncomfortable conversation.
ComedyJJ’s love-match with Izzy becomes a cage match with Kenneth. Maya and Jimmy dismiss Valentine’s Day as a holiday for suckers until they find a way to profit from it. Unable to find a date to a prepaid romantic night out, Ray brings Dylan.
ComedyA sleep-deprived Moira finds a stack of old love letters addressed to Johnny from another woman, and for the first time ever, questions Johnny's loyalty. When a burglar holds up Rose Apothecary, demanding cash, David and Stevie bend over backwards to placate the criminal. Meanwhile, Alexis goes to great lengths to retrieve a heart-shaped locket Ted gave her years ago.
ComedySheldon is thrilled to help Howard and Bernadette navigate bureaucratic paperwork… until he discovers they are breaking the law. Now, he’ll have to choose between following the rules or staying loyal to his friends. Meanwhile, Leonard is disappointed when his friends exclude him from a scientific project.
ComedyWill (Eric McCormack) and Grace's (Debra Messing) plan to win over Will's new Columbia department head goes awry when he drops dead in their apartment - and they use his phone to text his full recommendation of Will. Karen (Megan Mullally) and Estefan's (guest star Brian Jordan Alvarez) dislike for each other puts Jack (Sean Hayes) in full damage control mode when he must keep them separate at his birthday dinner.
ComedyWhile preparing a presentation for his students about their future goals, Cam must also contend with a bully at the school and Jay is having a little technical trouble during his video conference. Meanwhile, the local mall is holding a photo shoot for its new ad campaign and Gloria tricks Phil and Joe into participating.
ComedyWhen Sheldon and Amy’s Super Asymmetry Theory is proven by two physicists from Chicago, they’re thrilled – until they try to kick Amy off their Nobel Prize nomination! Meanwhile, Bernadette has a big success at work and Penny’s going to be a part of it…whether she wants to or not.
ComedyPenny’s old boyfriend, Zack (recurring guest star BRIAN THOMAS SMITH), and his wife want a baby, but when Zack is infertile, they ask Leonard to help. Meanwhile, Raj attempts to mend things with his ex-fiancée Anu.
ComedySketches Meet The Press Cold Open, Halsey Monologue, Them Trumps: State of the Union, State Meeting, Valentine's Song, Parents Call, Women of Congress, Weekend Update (Alex as A Guy Who Bought a Boat), Black History Presentation, Maurice, Riverdale, and Goodnights & Credits. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
ComedyPhil and Claire decide to take a cycling tour through Italy before they become grandparents, and Dylan introduces them to his mom who has an interesting past. Meanwhile, Cameron and Mitchell discover some interesting reading material in Lily’s room and decide to confront her about it, while Gloria and Jay discover their respective great uncles may have fought on opposing sides of a war.
ComedyClaire and Phil aren’t convinced that Haley and Dylan can make it on their own as they move them into their new apartment before the baby arrives. Meanwhile, Pameron gets out of prison early and has a bone to pick with Mitchell.
ComedyThe Rose family lives are forever changed when the government comes to collect years of back taxes. Left with almost nothing, they must move to Johnny’s last remaining asset, Schitt’s Creek. When Johnny offends the town’s Mayor, Roland Schitt, the Rose family soon discovers that the doors to their motel rooms have been taken. It’s now up to Johnny to set things right, in hopes that his family can sleep safely on their first night in their new home.
ComedyNew Age marketing professionals Bryson Broyer and Simone Graham look for ways to create their own paths to success while renovating the legacy of their parents.The Graham Agency has lost its luster and is in need of fresh faces and a new direction.
ComedyBruce Evans quits his successful job as a celebrity money manager and moves to Sweden for love. His first day in Sweden is tougher than expected, as he's forced to deal with new customs, new surroundings and his girlfriend Emma's strange family.
ComedyWill (Eric McCormack), Karen (Megan Mullally) and Jack (Sean Hayes) unknowingly take a hallucinogenic drug, which causes Will and Jack to wonder if they're each other's soul mate and has Karen giving her last "performance" as Mrs. Stanley Walker. Meanwhile, Grace (Debra Messing) is shocked when her high-powered client (guest star Chelsea Handler) takes up with her sister Janet (guest star Mary McCormack).
ComedyWhen Adam and Andi have a disagreement at the office, they must find a way to solve it so it doesn't become a problem at home. Also, the kids try to extend Lowell's stay at their house after realizing he's an amazing cook.
ComedyMellor tells Lainey that sports are king at William Penn, which inspires her to put on the Broadway musical "Rent" to show Mellor the arts are just as important as athletics. Meanwhile, Glascott and CB struggle to modernize the school's outdated boy's health education program.
ComedyIn the twelfth season premiere, Sheldon and Amy’s honeymoon runs aground in New York, while Penny and Leonard discover they are uncomfortably similar to Amy’s parents; Meanwhile Raj insults physicist NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON and starts a Twitter war. KATHY BATES and TELLER return as Amy’s parents.
ComedyJohnny wants to celebrate the holidays with an old-fashioned Rose Family Christmas Party, but it's going to take a lot to get everyone on board at the last minute. Moira brings a negative attitude to Christmas tree shopping, Alexis is already double-booked with another party, and David puts minimal effort into helping with decorations. But the Roses soon realize that the party means more to Johnny than any of them thought.
ComedyHayley wants to give the family a Christmas gift they will never forget if she can just figure out the perfect time. Meanwhile, Claire is mad that Phil has once again borrowed the family Christmas tree for a house-showing; and Jay, Gloria and Joe have to deal with some unwelcome visitors over the holidays.
ComedyIt's Sally's birthday. After a subdued celebration with co-workers Nigel, Eleanor and Mick, Sally heads home for a surprise dinner with her stodgy parents, who are shocked when Emma shares details of her lesbian relationship with their daughter. After a phone call from David's mom, David, Sally and Emma take the long trip to his parents' house, where Emma begs Sally to join her in the guest room.
ComedyMeet two brainiacs with a lot to learn. Leonard and Sheldon can tell their quarks from their quantum physics, but have no clue how women add up. Leave it to their pretty new neighbor, just off a messy breakup, to teach them a thing or two.
ComedyFor 9-year-old Sheldon Cooper it isn’t easy growing up in East Texas. While the gifted and somewhat naïve Sheldon deals with the world, his family must find a way to deal with him. His father, George, is struggling to find his way as father to a boy he doesn’t understand. Sheldon’s mother, Mary, fiercely protects her son in a town where he just doesn’t fit in. Sheldon’s older brother, Georgie, does the best he can, but it’s tough to be cool when you’re in the same class with your 9-year-old brother. Sheldon’s twin sister, Missy, sometimes resents all the attention Sheldon gets, but she’s the one person w
ComedyWill Smith is transplanted from the tough streets of Philadelphia to live with his wealthy relatives in Bel Air, causing everyone to make major adjustments in their way of living and in their their way of thinking.
ComedyDouglas discovers that Amy is a math genius and is overwhelmed with how much time he has to spend to treat his daughters as individuals for the first time ever; this eventually leads to Emma moving into their private shed to get some space from Amy. Meanwhile, Graham makes a new friend at school, causing Angie to have to spend time with his new friend’s mom, Nora, to Angie’s chagrin. After Angie meets Nora in person and enjoys spending time with her, Poppy starts to grow jealous of Angie’s newfound friendship.
ComedyPeggy tries to trick Timmy into taking better care of his personal hygiene; Mike fears that Peggy's meddling is causing Timmy to develop insecurities; Timmy receives a Valentine's Day card from a secret admirer and becomes unnerved.
ComedyIt’s Chinese New Year and the Lees, Elaine (Ming-Na Wen), Julius (Reggie Lee) and son, Horace, are back. Elaine tries to give Jessica tips on building a better relationship with Grandma Huang. Meanwhile, inspired by a Lee family tradition, Louis challenges Emery to a wrestling match to start the new year; and Eddie goes all in betting his red envelope money on who will be the winner.
ComedyNina Dobrev and Tone Bell star in a new comedy about Clem (Dobrev), a woman whose vision of a perfect life with her adoring fiancé, Nick (Bell), and his wonderful family is radically altered when her 16-year-old, out-of-control half-sister, Shannon (Odessa Adlon), unexpectedly comes to live with them.
ComedyDetective Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) is a talented, but carefree police detective at Brooklyn's ninety-ninth precinct who, along with his eclectic group of colleagues, are used to having a lax captain around the office. However, when tightly-wound Captain Ray Holt (Andre Braugher) takes over, he is determined to make this dysfunctional group of detectives into the best precinct in Brooklyn.
ComedyThe guys try to help Penny out of an awkward work dilemma, when a smitten doctor shows up at her door after her flirtatious sales techniques work a little too well. Meanwhile, Amy and Bernadette argue over whether or not female scientists should play up their sexuality.
ComedyMeet Cindy, the new, ethnically diverse female member of the gang who can successfully pull off scams. Everything is working until Mac introduces a new member: a life-like sex doll that looks exactly like Dennis.
ComedyHaley needs a little motherly advice from Claire as she considers her future with Dylan and her career. Meanwhile, Jay and Cam’s less than politically correct coaching style earns them a class on sensitivity from Manny and Phil; and Mitch runs into Phil’s nemesis, Gil, at an unlikely place.
ComedyDede’s husband, Jerry, comes to town to bequeath her possessions to the family. Mitch and Claire receive a little more of Dede than they really know what to do with, and Jay and Gloria feel sorry for Jerry and invite him to stay with them while he is in town.
ComedyAfter Johnny awakes soaking wet from a leaking pipe in the ceiling, he decides that he must sell the town but soon discovers that this is easier said than done. He needs to get Roland’s approval before he can put the town on the market. Meanwhile, the Rose children check out the local nightlife by attending a tailgate party. Alexis uses the opportunity to scope for a new boyfriend, while David gets to know Stevie, the girl that runs the motel.
ComedyMike and Vanessa take the girls to the family cabin, where Mike challenges them to literally unplug for the weekend and stay off their phones. Meanwhile, for a school assignment, Jen shadows Kyle at work.
ComedyAfter learning that Clem doesn't plan to invite her father to the wedding, Nick's parents encourage her to ask him over to their home for dinner to help repair their relationship. Also, Nick tries to teach Shannon to be more responsible at home.
ComedyWhen Ilana finds out about a secret, pop-up Lil Wayne concert, she and Abbi hustle their way through New York City to scrape together enough money for tickets. No matter how creepy it gets, the girls keep their eyes on the prize.